PEACHES ARE BEAUTIFUL

My lord. The sex appeal of these female german outfits is directly proportional to how lame the male equivalent lederhosen are.

Get out of my dreams and into my pants.

You on the left. You got that weird Dexter’s sister’s mouth thing going on. And you on the right. Well I just plain don’t like you.

You ever hear that song by Radiohead, “Fake Plastic Trees”. I always liked that song.

She looks like the real thing. 

She tastes like the real thing.

And it wears me out. It weaaaaars me out.

Aren’t you just a manic pixie dream girl? I bet you have a song on your ipod that will change my life, but you’re obsession with dolls is just a little too bizarre for me and Jeremy Sisto.

Stanford or MIT?

Normally I’m against censorship, but trust me on this one.

Ewwww. Do you see that mole on her shoulder?

I used to think that girls who were really into sports were unattractive, and for everyone but the blonde in the center I still do.